Eksena sa MRT

Here comes a jam packed train...

Passenger 1: Go! Go! Go!
Passenger 2: Eh sa ayaw naming sumakay e.
Passenger 3 while looking toward the direction of Passenger 1, moves aside.
Passenger 1 to Passenger 3: Why don't you go? (in an irritating tone and accent I tell yah!)
Passenger 3: Why don't YOU go? (with emphasis on you)
Passenger 1: Eh you're blocking the way eh. (in the same tone and accent)
Passenger 3: I'm too tiny to have blocked your way. There, I'm giving you the way.
Passenger 1: Eh no more na... (ganun pa rin ang tono nya. you would be reminded of the line "let's make tusok-tusok na the fishball" of the 80s)

Tahimik ulit ang lahat...

Here comes another jam packed train...

Passenger 3: (Looking toward the direction of Passenger 1) You wanna GO? GO!
Passenger 1: (While squeezing herself in the impenetrable crowd inside the train) ANTIPATIKA...
Passenger 3: KA!
Passenger 2: Atribida! (Sabay tingin at ngiti kay Passenger 3)
Passenger 3: (Thinking) Ngayon lang ulit pumasok linya nya (referring to Passenger 2)? Hahaha! Where have you been all this time?

Tahimik na naman...

Here comes another train. Lo and behold! It's a "skip" train. Harharhar! C'mon everyone! Puede pa tayo mag-ballroom!

Now make a guess. Can you see me among the three? Hehehe!